The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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