I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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