Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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