I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
