if i can run in heels then i can drive
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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