Sry I called you an 8
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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