I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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