Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
They have beer where we have blood.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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