If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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