She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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