is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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