so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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