Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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