I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
the liver wants what the liver wants
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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