Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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