It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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