O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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