Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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