Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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