I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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