Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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