i may or may not be watching the land before time
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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