Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
