census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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