no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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