So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
