is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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