Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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