I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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