I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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