I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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