So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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