I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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