apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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