***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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