i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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