we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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