Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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