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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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