That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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