Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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