i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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