There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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