i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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