whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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