How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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