What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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