just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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