are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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