That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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