fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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