So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
