YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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