It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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