well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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