So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we made out on top of his cat.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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