she was so not down for the gang bang
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
How external is "for external use only"?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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