There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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